This extraordinary post title will probably tell you nothing, unless you already know W E Bowman's mountaineering parody, The Ascent of Rum Doodle, published in 1956 in fond mockery of the heroic age of mountain writing - notably H W Tilman's The Ascent of Nanda Devi (1939). The mood is intensely topographical, and dwells on the decency of the chaps one is climbing with, the splendid contribution of the native porters, a certain amount of strictly controlled spiritual uplift in the big hills - and glosses over difficulties amid much self deprecatory laughter. Nanda Devi is a classic, but it does demand parody.
The trick with parody is how you sustain it. Bowman pulls it off, with a number of running gags and a fine feel for the language and ethos of the original. Bill Bryson has written an introduction to the most recent edition, and describes it as "one of the funniest books you will ever read", a large claim, and one which is almost justified. Although Rum Doodle is just over 40,000 feet (!), Bowman himself never got further than fell walking in the Lake District - but for years, climbers believed that it must have been written by one of them under a pseudonym, so "realistic" is it.
I shan't spoil the story by telling you what happens, but you do need a taste of the language and the mood. One of the running jokes is the leader's efforts to get to know his men by talking to them about whether they have a fiancée waiting for their triumphant return. He is talking to one of them, who confides that he had an early interest in sexual matters (for which 'fiancées' is made to stand in this book), and his anxious parents tried to interest him in more normal things by buying him a catapult:
Except for the additional expense of broken windows they were quite satisfied with the result. The boy's natural delight in owning a weapon of destruction drew his attention away from the subject of fiancées, thus relieving an inner tension which might well have resulted in a political career.
On another occasion, one of the climbers expresses his overpowering scepticism, developed as a young child when he found out that Father Christmas didn't exist (news to me, incidentally). As an example, offered in sympathy by a colleague, we hear that
... I began to suspect that Scotland did not exist: it had been invented just to make a fool of me. I became so apprehensive that I was unable to continue my journey by cycle. I thought that if I went by train I should avoid exposure; for if Scotland really did not exist the Railway Company would know about it and would not issue a ticket. [Eventually I came to the conclusion] that if it was a conspiracy it was a remarkably thorough business. I decided that Scotland was a calculated risk worth taking.
So famous has this book become, that Rum Doodle is now real! Twenty or thirty years after the book's publication, a mountain in Antarctica was really named Mount Rumdoodle - below. (Thanks for breaking the story early, Dark Puss!!) It has a (mythical) elevation of 153 feet, a number of massive significance in the book, a precursor of the famous 42 which is the answer to life, the universe and everything in a later classic. There are now several other Rumdoodle mountains around the world, and a restaurant in Kathmandu, patronised by hundreds of Everest summiteers, among others.
I don't want to give the story away, which is why my examples are not about the mountain climbing itself - but to give you a clue, the route finder is called Jungle, and is always lost, even when travelling by Underground across London! ... and the Bang and the Bing and the Pong? Ah well, another reason for you to read the book. You'll enjoy it if you have ever climbed, even from your armchair, or if you have ever laughed at a PG Wodehouse.